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shutupmerlin:

My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.   

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thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
1500hp:

hey lil boy

ship-all-the-gay:

so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.

they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly

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I think the factory workers need help

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sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

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estegrimshaw:

itsnachoday:

sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey

there’s no in between

REBLOG IF YOU WANT THE FOLLOW LIMIT OF 5,000 BLOGS TO BE REMOVED.

warpcorps:

loregasmic:

skeletonlullaby:

fe4r13ss:

loregasmic:

Dear Yahoo/Tumblr: Restricting the amount of blogs I can follow is a fuckload of duckshit. Cease and desist.

P.S. If the limiter is removed, I will follow back everyone who reblogged this.

I feel sad

i didn’t know there was a limit

how do you even follow 5000 people

Click the “follow” button on 5000 different blogs.

sassy loregasmic is sassy

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funnyorwtf:

Meanwhile, in Minnesota.